Dear gentlemen, i have a slight fever and slightly intoxicated myself with beer to get rid of it.

So i present you, Igor Sechin, of of the most trusted glownigger colleagues/friends of Putin. So trusted, he was put in charge of Russia's biggest oil producer.
He is also one of the, if not the, all-around goofiest of Putin's friends. Here's him (aged 58 at the time) pretending to be Dracula out of boredom.
>Together with the head of the Ministry of Transport, Yevgeny Ditrikh, and the director of the Federal Service for Military-Technical Cooperation, Dmitry Shugayev, Sechin was waiting for the end of negotiations between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi. At some point, the businessman inserted Tic Tacs into himself as improvised fangs, after which all three laughed.