The Jabbin' Jongo, to the tune of 'Suburban Smoko' - 04/01/2022

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ISh7aZnv2sE&pp=ygUOc3VidXJiYW4gc21va28%3D

Well I heard the Virus gonna kill us
After watchin' the blues on daily news
yeah I was happy as a chippappi
After havin' 20 jabs from science labs
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

Yeah I still was swabbed by Doctor Schwab
And still had iso; don't know why so
But I met a queen at quarantine
And she talked so mean of spike protein
I said that Anti-Vaxxer, She's no friend of mine

And then I said "yes sir" to shots of Pfizer
And I did take the knee for jabs of AZ
So I can never say "nah" to Moderna
And I was really gay for J&J
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

And I was sick with brain-unrelated migraine
After I leave her for a fever
Yeah the Coles pain pills don't help the chills
But after a light beer, she'll be right
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

[Chorus:]
I said: Vaxx-Maxx now
VAX-MAXX NOW
Vaxx-Maxx now
VAX-MAXX NOW
Vaxx-Maxx now
VAX-MAXX NOW
I said: Vaxx-Maxx now
VAX-MAXX NOW
Vaxx-Maxx now
VAX-MAXX NOW

And the CHO* said there're new strains causin' us pains
And with the new Omircron, we'll all be gone
Yeah there's a rooster for the booster
And she, she seduced me to have a boost
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

I can't breathe so well when my lungs do swell
After twenty blood clots near parkin' lots
Yeah side effects are rare cuz I'm in good care
And the 'Rona did steal my boner
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

Chorus

My anal test was the very best
And I'd some MRNA at NRMA
The vaccine pass made me first class
And I ain't racist; I'm on track for Sinovac
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

The last day back had a heart attack
And as soon as I woke, I had a stroke
Yeah without the safe vaccine it'd* be mean
And heard I'm a COVID death in my last breath
I said Vaccination, shes a friend of mine

* means it is pronounced as one syllable. CHO > Choh - it’d > id.