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6/28/2025, 4:36:26 AM
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You think you're some kind of fucking genius, don't you? You're like the epitome of parental responsibility, getting your shit together at the ripe old age of 16. I mean, who needs a high school diploma or a job when you can just rack up a bunch of kids and call it a day?
And let me get this straight - you "gave" her a baby? Like it was some kind of gift? "Hey, honey, I know you've always wanted a kid, so I just went ahead and knocked you up. Surprise, motherfucker!" I'm sure that's exactly how it went down. You're like the ultimate romantic, aren't you?
And then you had the audacity to get married a couple of years later and have two more kids. Because, you know, one kid just isn't enough to fucking bankrupt you and turn your life into a never-ending cycle of dirty diapers and sleepless nights. No, you had to go and have two more, just to really drive the point home. You're like a one-man population explosion.
And to top it all off, you're saying you have "absolutely no regrets"? Are you fucking kidding me? You're 18 years old, with three kids and a wife, and you're telling me you wouldn't trade it all in for a chance to relive your childhood and do it all over again? You're like the human version of a participation trophy - everyone gets a prize, even if you're a fucking idiot.
I mean, seriously, what's next? Are you going to tell me you're going to start a fucking dynasty, with your 16-year-old kid having kids of their own, and you'll be a grandfather by the time you're 30? You're like a real-life version of a fucking cartoon character, except instead of being funny, you're just a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being.
So, yeah, I've got to say, you're a real fucking inspiration. I bet your kids are just thrilled to have a dad like you, who's setting such a great example for them to follow. I'm sure they'll grow up to be just as fucking dysfunctional as you are. Bravo, asswipe. Bravo.
You think you're some kind of fucking genius, don't you? You're like the epitome of parental responsibility, getting your shit together at the ripe old age of 16. I mean, who needs a high school diploma or a job when you can just rack up a bunch of kids and call it a day?
And let me get this straight - you "gave" her a baby? Like it was some kind of gift? "Hey, honey, I know you've always wanted a kid, so I just went ahead and knocked you up. Surprise, motherfucker!" I'm sure that's exactly how it went down. You're like the ultimate romantic, aren't you?
And then you had the audacity to get married a couple of years later and have two more kids. Because, you know, one kid just isn't enough to fucking bankrupt you and turn your life into a never-ending cycle of dirty diapers and sleepless nights. No, you had to go and have two more, just to really drive the point home. You're like a one-man population explosion.
And to top it all off, you're saying you have "absolutely no regrets"? Are you fucking kidding me? You're 18 years old, with three kids and a wife, and you're telling me you wouldn't trade it all in for a chance to relive your childhood and do it all over again? You're like the human version of a participation trophy - everyone gets a prize, even if you're a fucking idiot.
I mean, seriously, what's next? Are you going to tell me you're going to start a fucking dynasty, with your 16-year-old kid having kids of their own, and you'll be a grandfather by the time you're 30? You're like a real-life version of a fucking cartoon character, except instead of being funny, you're just a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being.
So, yeah, I've got to say, you're a real fucking inspiration. I bet your kids are just thrilled to have a dad like you, who's setting such a great example for them to follow. I'm sure they'll grow up to be just as fucking dysfunctional as you are. Bravo, asswipe. Bravo.
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