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>leveling account
>literally, and I do mean *lidderally* every fucking game has at least 2 premades, either a 3 and 2 stack, or a 3 stacks of 2 stacks
>its a fucking cluster no matter what and its only getting worse once you hit account level 22+ you start getting the "hey babe i'll carry you in norms no worries i'll play on my tryhard fucking 8 bajillion mastery bullshit vlad account and teehee cheese wins for you babe" bullshit

In other news
>have tried since 1400 local time to get into a game
>first queue took 3+ mins and got autofilled jungle
>dodge
>wait 5 mins
>next queue took 6 mins, get role
>but since i'm permabanning senna since the bitch is impossible to lane against ever at any point there's a dodge
>next queue takes 2 mins
>same thing
>queue again
>insta-pop (these are always autofill games so i hit decline)
>queue AGAIN
>someone is begging for paypal money if they carry and another person is asking permission to play fucking ashe support
>someone dodges

OKAY I WON'T PLAY LEAGUE I GUESS I'LL JUST MASTURBATE TO VAYGREN: LUSTFUL TEMPTATION LIKE I ALWAYS DO