I guess I have to step in...

Phainon is getting rugpulled past 3.4 hard in terms of appearance and content. By time of 3.8 he won't even be a memory.
Alt Scampo has zero (You) pandering and had a whore he is still bitter about.
Blade is still a wingman. Not for you.
There are zero men with actual (You) pandering.

You can all stop with your every troon hc now as such.