According to this gay cowboy you should wear cotton undies and stuff your dirty ones in the soil.
After 30 days you check your dirty undies and if they are decomposed you got that good shit, if they arent your soil is fucked.
https://x.com/CaryKelly11/status/1945061257146449940

now that you giggled like a school girl;
>What soil is best for growing crops as a hobbiest?
and
>How do I test my soil without stuffing pic related into the ground?
thanks for the advice.