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6/14/2025, 7:12:12 PM
>>6258179
Right on cue, another one of RED’s famous CONTRACTS appears next to you in a burst of flame–its red runes rearranging themselves into English…
“How many times do I gotta’ say it, pard? If I wanted you dead I could’ve done it ages ago! I NEED agents in this pretty little world… I. NEED. YOU!”
Gently scooting you over to the contract with his thumb, the devil gives you the short version while you read it yourself.
“Track these fat cats down, Anton… get in close… and I’ll take care of the rest.”
You blink in confusion as you near the end of the contract. Just like that, huh?
“Just… like…. that.” Nods the cowpoke, “Sure, they sound tough… but I’m a little higher up on the ladder. Hell, imagine what the people will think of the lone gunman who takes ‘em all down, Tex!” RED’s belly rumbles with a sly laugh. “... Imagine all the things your fuzzy lil’ friend’ll wanna do when her boytoy becomes a LEGEND…”
Okay, you groan, quietly imagining a few scenarios in your head, quit bringing up TT, alright?
“While we’re on the subject,” The archdevil lets loose with a leopard-like growl! “Not a bad choice, son! I guess it’s true what they say: ‘Big things come in small packages’! And those hips-”
MOVING ON! So if you sign this contract, you begin with a sigh, he agrees to NOT pull a fast one on you? Seriously?
“I’m not your enemy, Tex… never was.” RED shrugs. “I’ve got an eye for people, y’know… and I think you’re capable of big, BIG things.”
Before you can protest, two things appear in your hands: a fancy ink pen in one, a thick, pungent cigar in the other!
“And if this plan sprouts wings, well…” The tip of your cigar topples off RED’s hand and into the flames below. “You stand to gain quite a bit, amigo....”
Weighing your options and the items in your hands, you turn to face RED with a sheepish grin. If… if you do this… could… Could you get a cool hat too?
The devil weighs your words for a moment, clearly not sure if you’re joking or not, but a moment later he erupts in another round of boisterous laughter that would give Volka a run for her money!
“What the Hell kinda’ question is that, kid? I’ll give ya’ one right now!” Another poof of flames above your head is followed by something leather landing on your dome! “Call ‘er an investment… oh, and don’t worry–it’ll be there when ya’ wake up! Scout’s Honor!”
You stand above a precipice… both figurative and literal! As far as you’re aware, the contract’s legit… especially the part stating that RED will take care of you until the lords are gone…
All that’s left, it seems, is to make your decision.
>Sign the contract.
>Refuse the contract.
>Ask a question about the agreement!
>Alter the deal!
>Write-In!
Right on cue, another one of RED’s famous CONTRACTS appears next to you in a burst of flame–its red runes rearranging themselves into English…
“How many times do I gotta’ say it, pard? If I wanted you dead I could’ve done it ages ago! I NEED agents in this pretty little world… I. NEED. YOU!”
Gently scooting you over to the contract with his thumb, the devil gives you the short version while you read it yourself.
“Track these fat cats down, Anton… get in close… and I’ll take care of the rest.”
You blink in confusion as you near the end of the contract. Just like that, huh?
“Just… like…. that.” Nods the cowpoke, “Sure, they sound tough… but I’m a little higher up on the ladder. Hell, imagine what the people will think of the lone gunman who takes ‘em all down, Tex!” RED’s belly rumbles with a sly laugh. “... Imagine all the things your fuzzy lil’ friend’ll wanna do when her boytoy becomes a LEGEND…”
Okay, you groan, quietly imagining a few scenarios in your head, quit bringing up TT, alright?
“While we’re on the subject,” The archdevil lets loose with a leopard-like growl! “Not a bad choice, son! I guess it’s true what they say: ‘Big things come in small packages’! And those hips-”
MOVING ON! So if you sign this contract, you begin with a sigh, he agrees to NOT pull a fast one on you? Seriously?
“I’m not your enemy, Tex… never was.” RED shrugs. “I’ve got an eye for people, y’know… and I think you’re capable of big, BIG things.”
Before you can protest, two things appear in your hands: a fancy ink pen in one, a thick, pungent cigar in the other!
“And if this plan sprouts wings, well…” The tip of your cigar topples off RED’s hand and into the flames below. “You stand to gain quite a bit, amigo....”
Weighing your options and the items in your hands, you turn to face RED with a sheepish grin. If… if you do this… could… Could you get a cool hat too?
The devil weighs your words for a moment, clearly not sure if you’re joking or not, but a moment later he erupts in another round of boisterous laughter that would give Volka a run for her money!
“What the Hell kinda’ question is that, kid? I’ll give ya’ one right now!” Another poof of flames above your head is followed by something leather landing on your dome! “Call ‘er an investment… oh, and don’t worry–it’ll be there when ya’ wake up! Scout’s Honor!”
You stand above a precipice… both figurative and literal! As far as you’re aware, the contract’s legit… especially the part stating that RED will take care of you until the lords are gone…
All that’s left, it seems, is to make your decision.
>Sign the contract.
>Refuse the contract.
>Ask a question about the agreement!
>Alter the deal!
>Write-In!
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