Back in early 2000's I was deployed to Iraq, and I brought my PlayStation with me and had "Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas". I gave my copy to this teenage kid who worked in town with his dad boot legging video games, chipping consoles to play bootlegged games.
But they needed the OG game to duplicate it, and BestBuys were getting suicide bombed. Just Kidding, there was no BestBuy BUT Jeff Bezos was just starting up, and would ship books into Iraq, one of the few companies who would at the time.

So, that is the story of how Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas (also the entire Gun Singer book trilogy to the Kirkuk library) was first brought into the nation of Iraq and boot legged, spreading RockStar slop around the world to all of the good little boys and girls of the brown Arabic world.
I am your Santa Clause lil brown nigga.
The White God descended from the skies upon the wings of a C-130 delivering the magic of CJ Carl Johnson to Kirkuk.

The superior alien who came and visited your world, throwing our advanced technology away on the side of the road only for you to study it in wonder and amazement like it was Roadside Picnic.

https://youtu.be/pP1QXKbhqr4?si=OYsnLxQaXaTtLJ45

You are welcome brown child.....

Draft soon for all zoomers, zoomies and zoomettes. Iran calls goy! Time to go fight and die for oil profits.
No more Fortnite and Call of Duty kiddo. Time to fucking man up and get that draft notice. I will be working as an undercover agent to report any draft dodgers that I see while openly pretending to support them.

Devilish!
Have fun in the sand box zoom zooms!