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6/16/2025, 2:21:00 AM
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>"That does it! You three have been going too far for too long! No more smacking, grabbing, patting, rubbing, squeezing or sniffing my back end! In fact, I don't want you guys anywhere near my rear for the foreseeable future. And that's final!"
>"Tsukasa, don't you think that's a little overboard?"
>"No, Nene, I don't. You have humiliated me in public enough, and it's getting to the point where it hurts to sit more times than it doesn't. You really expect me to live like that?"
>"But Tsukasa-kun! It's so jiggly and bouncy-wouncy when we hit it! And you make a lot of super funny sounds like "Uwahh!" and "Aiee!" too!"
>"I can't believe you, Emu! Wanting your fun to come at my expense?"
>"Tsukasa-kun, surely there must be a way we can compromise on-"
>"Rui, if you dare speak another word I will sew metal plates into the seat of every pair of pants I own as a preventative measure."
>"Ah, but you see-"
>"And start mixing vegetables into all the food I bring to school."
>"..."
>"Just be lucky I haven't decided to do anything about those photos you three have been taking. Those shutter sounds weren't subtle. Now then, I have five sets of 100 squats to do for my workout routine. Privately."
>"That does it! You three have been going too far for too long! No more smacking, grabbing, patting, rubbing, squeezing or sniffing my back end! In fact, I don't want you guys anywhere near my rear for the foreseeable future. And that's final!"
>"Tsukasa, don't you think that's a little overboard?"
>"No, Nene, I don't. You have humiliated me in public enough, and it's getting to the point where it hurts to sit more times than it doesn't. You really expect me to live like that?"
>"But Tsukasa-kun! It's so jiggly and bouncy-wouncy when we hit it! And you make a lot of super funny sounds like "Uwahh!" and "Aiee!" too!"
>"I can't believe you, Emu! Wanting your fun to come at my expense?"
>"Tsukasa-kun, surely there must be a way we can compromise on-"
>"Rui, if you dare speak another word I will sew metal plates into the seat of every pair of pants I own as a preventative measure."
>"Ah, but you see-"
>"And start mixing vegetables into all the food I bring to school."
>"..."
>"Just be lucky I haven't decided to do anything about those photos you three have been taking. Those shutter sounds weren't subtle. Now then, I have five sets of 100 squats to do for my workout routine. Privately."
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