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ID: IL+bHmoH/biz/60659040#60664134
7/21/2025, 12:07:23 AM
>>60659379
It depends on how big of a line of credit you're trying to get, usually the time frame for this is 6-18 months.
>Obtaining an EIN (Employer Identification Number)
>Opening a business bank account
>Applying for and using business credit cards
>Establishing trade credit with vendors
>Paying bills and credit obligations on time
If you can manage just enough cash flow to pay your denbts (say, faking invoices for "cash flow" then paying balances out of your personal income) then your LLC will develop its very own credit score, but just like a person's, you have to establish it over time. Once this is done a line of credit sub $50k is not hard to achieve at all. If you're willing to commit bank fraud then sky's the limit on how much you can pull down. I knew a guy that I met in a prison camp doing 7 years for wire fraud and bank fraud doing stuff like this. He used to be a high school teacher but greed got the best of him. He was "brokering" loans for oil & gas exploration and speculation, buying equipment, etc... through his LLC. At the end of the day there was no equipment or land, he had $2.1 million in various accounts and one of the guys he fucked over was best friends with the Colorado attorney general. He got fucked.
Short term EZ mode debtmaxxing is to enroll at whatever community college or FAFSA listed school is near you and then fill out the loan application as a complete destitute (that is, no income, no job, no housing, minority ethnicity female identifying, etc etc) for max gibs. Then, "attend" classes full time for about a month or however long it takes for your school to certify your loans, and then stop by the financial aid office and pick up a check for $6000-$12000 sometime this fall. You don't have to do much coursework at all, just be there and act like you're about it. Once you cash that check just bounce. I wouldn't recommend this unless you plan to van life before you kys or yolo on crypto before you vanish in bangkok though.
It depends on how big of a line of credit you're trying to get, usually the time frame for this is 6-18 months.
>Obtaining an EIN (Employer Identification Number)
>Opening a business bank account
>Applying for and using business credit cards
>Establishing trade credit with vendors
>Paying bills and credit obligations on time
If you can manage just enough cash flow to pay your denbts (say, faking invoices for "cash flow" then paying balances out of your personal income) then your LLC will develop its very own credit score, but just like a person's, you have to establish it over time. Once this is done a line of credit sub $50k is not hard to achieve at all. If you're willing to commit bank fraud then sky's the limit on how much you can pull down. I knew a guy that I met in a prison camp doing 7 years for wire fraud and bank fraud doing stuff like this. He used to be a high school teacher but greed got the best of him. He was "brokering" loans for oil & gas exploration and speculation, buying equipment, etc... through his LLC. At the end of the day there was no equipment or land, he had $2.1 million in various accounts and one of the guys he fucked over was best friends with the Colorado attorney general. He got fucked.
Short term EZ mode debtmaxxing is to enroll at whatever community college or FAFSA listed school is near you and then fill out the loan application as a complete destitute (that is, no income, no job, no housing, minority ethnicity female identifying, etc etc) for max gibs. Then, "attend" classes full time for about a month or however long it takes for your school to certify your loans, and then stop by the financial aid office and pick up a check for $6000-$12000 sometime this fall. You don't have to do much coursework at all, just be there and act like you're about it. Once you cash that check just bounce. I wouldn't recommend this unless you plan to van life before you kys or yolo on crypto before you vanish in bangkok though.
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