We already have one fellow poshfag onboard so the core of the style is secured and in good hands. Now we need something brutish. For the braying peasantry. Something for the muscular crowd.

Well, as it turns out we have that as well.

And as you can clearly hear, it follows the same pattern:

one - TWO - three - FOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTqjOAzK5c0