America is... the greatest country on earth

#1 in gay marriages
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/06/13/in-places-where-same-sex-marriages-are-legal-how-many-married-same-sex-couples-are-there/

#1 in money donated to Ukraine
https://www.ifw-kiel.de/topics/war-against-ukraine/ukraine-support-tracker/

#1 in jewish population
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_population_by_country

#1 in GDP
https://www.worldometers.info/gdp/gdp-by-country/

#1 in 4chan users
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/countries/

In the end, is there really any important metric that the US isn't #1 in? I can't think of any