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6/21/2025, 7:06:52 PM
>>211790591
Posters complaining about the season being "nontent" are low IQ and literally do not understand the show; it's a 24/7 livestream for 42 days - most of it is going to be downtime and if you expect anything else your ADHD brain is more fried than Neptunes with a "deliver galaxy gas" fishtoy
The "nontent" IS the show: the small moments where Daniel keeps staring at Angelina, Aryeh intelligently discussing Spongebob, Vance constantly saying "yeah", Jimmy rambling for hours about Mormons and reddit, Josie spinning for 40 minutes, Mauro reading Halo: The Fall of Reach, Chris constantly hitting on Letty, TJ rocking back and forth while stammering, Burt talking to himself about telekinesis while Burting off, Alex talking about his monkeys, Rachel complaining alone in her room, Jon pweaching from the bible are what Fishtank is.
Most of the fun is watching closely and tabbing in and out between the stream and /ftl/ and reading entire threads analysing "What is Vance thinking right now?" while Vance sits there with Jon saying "yeah" repeatedly while Jon tells him about how he used to have a six pack when he was a baby and once saw his friend get hit by two trains at the same time.
If you think Fishtank is "fat guy falls down the stairs" while frank hassle throws food at people, and then Ben smashes a shelf to pieces before Sam physically assaults the contestents, you're not even watching the show.
Watching clips of the shows highlights doesn't do it justice, most of the clips are extremely boring if you don't understand all the nuance and lore behind the fish and their motivations
Posters complaining about the season being "nontent" are low IQ and literally do not understand the show; it's a 24/7 livestream for 42 days - most of it is going to be downtime and if you expect anything else your ADHD brain is more fried than Neptunes with a "deliver galaxy gas" fishtoy
The "nontent" IS the show: the small moments where Daniel keeps staring at Angelina, Aryeh intelligently discussing Spongebob, Vance constantly saying "yeah", Jimmy rambling for hours about Mormons and reddit, Josie spinning for 40 minutes, Mauro reading Halo: The Fall of Reach, Chris constantly hitting on Letty, TJ rocking back and forth while stammering, Burt talking to himself about telekinesis while Burting off, Alex talking about his monkeys, Rachel complaining alone in her room, Jon pweaching from the bible are what Fishtank is.
Most of the fun is watching closely and tabbing in and out between the stream and /ftl/ and reading entire threads analysing "What is Vance thinking right now?" while Vance sits there with Jon saying "yeah" repeatedly while Jon tells him about how he used to have a six pack when he was a baby and once saw his friend get hit by two trains at the same time.
If you think Fishtank is "fat guy falls down the stairs" while frank hassle throws food at people, and then Ben smashes a shelf to pieces before Sam physically assaults the contestents, you're not even watching the show.
Watching clips of the shows highlights doesn't do it justice, most of the clips are extremely boring if you don't understand all the nuance and lore behind the fish and their motivations
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