>Everyone expects a Baby Pauline in Mario Kart World
>There’s no Baby Pauline
>Nintendo subverts our expectations
>Gives us a pre-teen Pauline in the Bananza Direct

This is one thing I’m glad aged like milk, I still think the concept of “character but toddler” is stupid, you need your lightweight characters in a racing game some enemy mooks such as Goomba and Biddy Bud would’ve been perfect a long time ago.