Hola mi amigo
I am a mexicano
Do you need a maid?
My abuela fix your sink with the draino
I play marachi music at 3 am
Condoms? You know I never use them!

I work as a gardener
And if you need construction I'll be your pardner
You know we love Mother Mary
And visiting our countries is-a-scary!
Yo soy mucho burrito
Hola mi amigo
I am a mexicano!