>tfw your gf waxes your fucking face like a boss and you endure so much pain that you turn into crazy disassociation girl and then apologize and cry in her lap
It looked like black mold spores on strips of wax it was so fucking gross and the pain was like giving birth through my face for brief seconds. But then we went out the next day and got sushi and did errands and I got ma'am'd, miss'd, and she'd all day with no makeup on. Worth.