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Anonymous /lit/24568981#24569060
7/21/2025, 7:54:12 AM
Homeless people are sliced by slicers at the front gates, the gates can instantly detect if you are homeless and if they do you get sliced. There are also etiquette rules. Eat loudly, clear your throat or cough repeatedly, sniffle repeatedly without just blowing your nose and putting an end to the need to sniffle, do anything weird in general like clip your fucking nails in the library, anything that violates basic consideration for others, and you get sliced. Put out an "Architect needed for big modern library" ad and when all the art school faggots who want to make it into a brutalist prison or glass funhouse, they get sliced. Then hire a real architect with experience making real buildings, ones people actually like being in. It should feel like when people actually went to the library to do research back in the day, like pic related. The chairs should be comfy and the hall should be well lit but not in that depressing "abstract public space" way where it's meant to be easy to hose off the hobo piss at the end of the day. It should be old-timey but not too old-timey. There should be various different study rooms for people who like different kinds of rooms with different lighting conditions, and a covered rooftop study area, and weird nooks for autistic people who like to study in nooks, and even little balconies for people who want to study on a little balcony. There should be offices and carrels you can rent for cheap, and if you abuse them you get sliced. There should be an info desk AND a circulation desk, and the circulation desk people should be nice and polite and not weird old crotchety fucks or bitchy women or unaccountably uppity blacks, and the info desk people should be proper librarians who can teach people how to do research by answering queries and showing the process on a dual monitor setup. There will be NO public computers in the library, so the library won't feel like a cheap gaudy rundown shithole with aging broken computers, but people can bring their laptops. There will be ONE cafe, and it will have fast service and be separated from the quiet areas so you can talk in there, and the coffee will be very cheap and good, and everybody who works there will be polite and not an uppity black or snooty woman. Different floors will have different kinds of chairs so you can find out which floor has the best chairs for you. If you "whisper-yell" in the library as if that's somehow quiet enough not to bother people, you get sliced fucking big time, by me personally.