I almost got into my first fight over the weekend. He yelled at me first, I yelled back at him. I started walking away and he kept yelling at me (this is in a public park with kids and people everywhere btw). He started following me telling me he's going to beat my ass so I pulled out my phone and called the cops. He said that he knows I'm not actually calling anybody but the dumbfuck stayed there when the cops came and even waved at me when I pointed him out. There was another guy who also came to the cops and confirmed everything I said.

He was the typical skinnyfat soilennial but with how he kept egging me on I got the feeling that he was some martial arts fag or he had a weapon and was purposely trying to cause a "self defense" situation. I know he didn't get in trouble because it was just verbal but I hope I ruined his day more than he ruined mine. Shit made my stomach tight for the rest of the day.