im tekken king because the game forces more interactions now i was tekken god in season 1 and ive practiced more if the game didnt force so many interactions i'd be GoD after 5 months of extra practice most likely given a linear curve of progression/

i am literal tekken king

literal children who play on an ipad while taking a shit in the toilet and eating a mccheese burger are better than me at the game after buying the game off discount from walmart as gm would say

i am tekken king hahahHAHAHAHHhahahaha

i am a talent void completely devoid of any talent i was tekken god in s1

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