They’re surveillance drones, crafted by the deep state to watch us 24/7. The government replaced all birds in the ‘60s during Project SkyNet, a secret op to monitor citizens. Ever notice how “birds” perch on power lines, perfectly spaced, never falling? That’s because they’re charging their batteries, tapping into the grid! Those “chirps”? Coded transmissions to CIA servers. Pigeons in cities? Drones with advanced facial recognition, tracking your every move. Why do you think they’re always near crowds? The “migration” excuse is a cover for drone maintenance cycles. Ever seen a baby pigeon? Exactly—because they’re assembled in underground labs, not hatched. The Audubon Society? A front to push the bird narrative, funded by Big Drone. Feathers? Synthetic polymers. Bird poop? Chemical residue from their propulsion systems. They’ve got us fooled, thinking they’re living creatures, but they’re just soulless machines spying for the elite. Wake up! The skies are a lie, and every “bird” is a tiny Orwellian nightmare watching you. Check X—#BirdsArentReal has the proof, but they’re scrubbing it fast! Trust no tweet, trust no wing! (199 words)