YOU’RE IN YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT AND THIS CUTE HAG CRAWLS UNDER YOUR SHEETS AND PLEADS, WITH TEAR IN HER EYES
>MOSHI MOSHI ANON KUN!
>ICE IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST RAIDED MY ABUELA’S HOUSE AND ARE COMBING THE STREETS FOR ME!
>LET ME HIDE HERE! I’LL DO **ANYTHING**
WHAT SAYS YOU?
(notice she won’t cook, clean the house or do any chores and once a week she’ll read your tarot and curse you with bad luck if the reading doesn’t come positive)
LET HER IN?