Well shit, I drank a 30 rack yesterday and hung out with the short polyamorous trans Latina girl I’ve been fucking lately. It’s a first for me. Anal, trans, etc. Not really my thing. I wouldn’t have guessed she was trans cause she looks and sounds like a hot girl and has decent tits, although there’s a minor scar from the Adam’s apple surgery.
Just bought another 30 rack and the acid reflux is killing me but I’ll probably finally go to Walgreens today and steal some omeprezole even though I can afford it. I’ve been stealing that shit for years.
Just wanted to let y’all know I guess I suck dick now (it looks like a bat’s penis), I’m dancing on my porch, day off, hoping it kills me before I have to go back to my hellish job, and I got slimy fecal matter on my dick this morning from this creature who started pounding my beers at 8am right afterwards.

anyways go bumcos