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7/4/2025, 5:59:40 PM
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> I do not care about passionfruit (maracuja)
> I do not like passionfruit
> I never talk about passionfruit
> I do not see passionfruit
> I do not even think of passionfruit
> Go to bed last night
> Read some Neville, listen to some old bloke talking about SATS and his success, do my own practice, then go to sleep
> Get dream about being on a field with some bloke (owner of the land)
> Two kinds of shrubs planted in rows
> I ask the owner, what's the first one. Answer: whatever, can't remember
> Ask him about the second row of plants. Answer: passionfruit
> Pick a fruit from the shrub, little bigger than a cherry
> Taste it, hmm, resembles passionfruit I guess
> Wake up in the morning
> Go to the supermarket for groceries
> Checking the fresh fruit and veg section
> Motherfucking passionfruit (3-pack) sitting on the shelf (this is not a fruit you see often here at all, I do not even know if I have seen it before. The "exotic" stuff you can get here is pineapples and mangoes, that's it)
> Nod to the universe
> Put passionfruits in the basket, finish shopping, pay for groceries
> Wife out of town, at home with her family
> Send her pic and message: look I bought passionfruit - then I explain my dream, and how fucking weird it was since I do not give two shits about this fruit and it was totally out of place to dream about it
> She says she is getting goosebumps
> Explains to me that she was talking to her sister last night who wants an exotic plant, and passion flower came up
> Her sister proceeds to tell that se never tasted passionfruit before
> My wife had to check how this fruit and flower looks like, because this shit is rare and she had no clue either
> They continue talking about this
> She leaves the image of picrel open on her phone
> Goes to sleep, wakes up, gets my text message about the motherfucking passionfruit
Mindfucked.
(cont...)
> I do not care about passionfruit (maracuja)
> I do not like passionfruit
> I never talk about passionfruit
> I do not see passionfruit
> I do not even think of passionfruit
> Go to bed last night
> Read some Neville, listen to some old bloke talking about SATS and his success, do my own practice, then go to sleep
> Get dream about being on a field with some bloke (owner of the land)
> Two kinds of shrubs planted in rows
> I ask the owner, what's the first one. Answer: whatever, can't remember
> Ask him about the second row of plants. Answer: passionfruit
> Pick a fruit from the shrub, little bigger than a cherry
> Taste it, hmm, resembles passionfruit I guess
> Wake up in the morning
> Go to the supermarket for groceries
> Checking the fresh fruit and veg section
> Motherfucking passionfruit (3-pack) sitting on the shelf (this is not a fruit you see often here at all, I do not even know if I have seen it before. The "exotic" stuff you can get here is pineapples and mangoes, that's it)
> Nod to the universe
> Put passionfruits in the basket, finish shopping, pay for groceries
> Wife out of town, at home with her family
> Send her pic and message: look I bought passionfruit - then I explain my dream, and how fucking weird it was since I do not give two shits about this fruit and it was totally out of place to dream about it
> She says she is getting goosebumps
> Explains to me that she was talking to her sister last night who wants an exotic plant, and passion flower came up
> Her sister proceeds to tell that se never tasted passionfruit before
> My wife had to check how this fruit and flower looks like, because this shit is rare and she had no clue either
> They continue talking about this
> She leaves the image of picrel open on her phone
> Goes to sleep, wakes up, gets my text message about the motherfucking passionfruit
Mindfucked.
(cont...)
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