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7/15/2025, 4:36:43 AM
>Wow, you look beautiful
>So do you. I mean, handsome. I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents
>Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us
>Eating cheese and baguettes by the Siene, feeding each other chocolate crepes... Is something wrong?
>No, no! It's just that, well... There's been a slight change of plans. We're not going to Paris
>What? Why not?
>Because we're goin' somewhere better.
>Better than Paris?
>Oh, yeah
>Where? Tahiti?
>Nope. Fresno
>Fresno!... Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?
>In the "I've got an audition to become Channel 23's new evenin' it anchor" universe. I got the call from the general manager. He wants me to come in immediately! Isn't that great?
>Derek! That's... amazing! It's amazing. Fresno's like a top 50 market, isn't it?
>Actually, it's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! Now, look. About Paris...
>It's OK. It's fine. As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. I'm so proud of you
>Of us. Not just me. I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us
>Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see me in my dress
>Oh. Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. I'll be waiting for ya at the altar... the handsome news anchor in the tux. All right? Love you. There, I said it
>I love you too
She dodged a bullet
>So do you. I mean, handsome. I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents
>Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us
>Eating cheese and baguettes by the Siene, feeding each other chocolate crepes... Is something wrong?
>No, no! It's just that, well... There's been a slight change of plans. We're not going to Paris
>What? Why not?
>Because we're goin' somewhere better.
>Better than Paris?
>Oh, yeah
>Where? Tahiti?
>Nope. Fresno
>Fresno!... Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?
>In the "I've got an audition to become Channel 23's new evenin' it anchor" universe. I got the call from the general manager. He wants me to come in immediately! Isn't that great?
>Derek! That's... amazing! It's amazing. Fresno's like a top 50 market, isn't it?
>Actually, it's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! Now, look. About Paris...
>It's OK. It's fine. As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. I'm so proud of you
>Of us. Not just me. I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us
>Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see me in my dress
>Oh. Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. I'll be waiting for ya at the altar... the handsome news anchor in the tux. All right? Love you. There, I said it
>I love you too
She dodged a bullet
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