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6/17/2025, 2:46:57 PM
>queue as dps
>wait 5 minutes for a game
>finally load into ban phase
>prefer soldier 76
>team bans soldier 76
>try to ban hazard
>"why waste a ban on hazard when sojourn exists?"
>try to ban sojourn
>"why waste a ban on sojourn when kiriko exists?"
>try to ban kiriko
>"why waste a ban on kiriko when hazard exists?"
>existential dread sets in as i realize none of the heroes are fun to play against
>ban phase ends, soldier 76, zarya, doomfist, junkrat are banned
>widow wasnt banned
>oh no
>game finally starts for real
>mmr range is silver 5 to plat 1
>i'm plat 1
>try to look at teammates profiles
>all private
>supports pick lifeweaver mercy
>time to push!
>friendly reaper steps out of spawn and gets headshot
>friendly reinhardt charges into enemy and gets melted
>haven't even left spawn yet
>enemy hazard jumps supports and kills them with his combo
>hazard should've been banned
>supports are raging at me because i should've killed their entire team
>"I'm so sorry."
>reinhardt respawns and charges into enemy backline again
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>reinhardt is waiting to respawn now
>entire chat is group up spammed for the rest of the game
>"do you play anything other than rein?"
>no response
>game ends
>somehow end with 25 kills 3 deaths
>reinhardt ends with 0 kills 15 deaths
>reaper has 3 kills 11 deaths
>supports are lifeweaver mercy so who fucking cares about their stats
>derank to plat 2
>get reported for asking rein to swap earlier
>chat banned for life
>sob until i see new sexy juno skin in store
>buy it for $20 and goon to it
>god i wish juno was real
>queue again hoping to climb out of plat
>if you're good enough you'll climb out eventually!
>5 minute queue time
>game loads
>same team as before
>they're a 4 stack
>forgot to avoid them
overwatch 2 is so peak!!!!!!!
>wait 5 minutes for a game
>finally load into ban phase
>prefer soldier 76
>team bans soldier 76
>try to ban hazard
>"why waste a ban on hazard when sojourn exists?"
>try to ban sojourn
>"why waste a ban on sojourn when kiriko exists?"
>try to ban kiriko
>"why waste a ban on kiriko when hazard exists?"
>existential dread sets in as i realize none of the heroes are fun to play against
>ban phase ends, soldier 76, zarya, doomfist, junkrat are banned
>widow wasnt banned
>oh no
>game finally starts for real
>mmr range is silver 5 to plat 1
>i'm plat 1
>try to look at teammates profiles
>all private
>supports pick lifeweaver mercy
>time to push!
>friendly reaper steps out of spawn and gets headshot
>friendly reinhardt charges into enemy and gets melted
>haven't even left spawn yet
>enemy hazard jumps supports and kills them with his combo
>hazard should've been banned
>supports are raging at me because i should've killed their entire team
>"I'm so sorry."
>reinhardt respawns and charges into enemy backline again
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>reinhardt is waiting to respawn now
>entire chat is group up spammed for the rest of the game
>"do you play anything other than rein?"
>no response
>game ends
>somehow end with 25 kills 3 deaths
>reinhardt ends with 0 kills 15 deaths
>reaper has 3 kills 11 deaths
>supports are lifeweaver mercy so who fucking cares about their stats
>derank to plat 2
>get reported for asking rein to swap earlier
>chat banned for life
>sob until i see new sexy juno skin in store
>buy it for $20 and goon to it
>god i wish juno was real
>queue again hoping to climb out of plat
>if you're good enough you'll climb out eventually!
>5 minute queue time
>game loads
>same team as before
>they're a 4 stack
>forgot to avoid them
overwatch 2 is so peak!!!!!!!
6/17/2025, 2:14:57 PM
>queue as dps
>wait 5 minutes for a game
>finally load into ban phase
>prefer soldier 76
>team bans soldier 76
>try to ban sombra
>"why waste a ban on sombra when sojourn exists?"
>try to ban sojourn
>"why waste a ban on sojourn when kiriko exists?"
>try to ban kiriko
>"why waste a ban on kiriko when hazard exists?"
>existential dread sets in as i realize none of the heroes are fun to play against
>ban phase ends, soldier 76, zarya, doomfist, junkrat are banned
>widow wasn't banned
>oh no
>game finally starts for real
>mmr range is silver 5 to plat 1
>i'm plat 1
>try to look at teammates profiles
>all private
>supports pick lifeweaver mercy
>time to push!
>friendly reaper steps out of spawn and gets headshot
>friendly reinhardt charges into enemy and gets melted
>haven't even left spawn yet
>enemy hazard jumps supports and kills them with his combo
>hazard should've been banned
>supports are raging at me because i should've killed their entire team
>"I'm so sorry."
>reinhardt respawns and charges into enemy backline again
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>reinhardt is waiting to respawn now
>entire chat is group up spammed for the rest of the game
>"do you play anything other than rein?"
>no response
>game ends
>somehow end with 25 kills 3 deaths
>reinhardt ends with 0 kills 15 deaths
>reaper has 3 kills 11 deaths
>supports are lifeweaver mercy so who fucking cares about their stats
>derank to plat 2
>get reported for asking rein to swap earlier
>chat banned for life
>sob until i see new sexy juno skin in store
>buy it for $20 and goon to it
>god i wish juno was real
>queue again hoping to climb out of plat
>if you're good enough you'll climb out eventually!
>5 minute queue time
>game loads
>same team as before
>they're a 4 stack
>forgot to avoid them
overwatch 2 is so peak!!!!!!!
>wait 5 minutes for a game
>finally load into ban phase
>prefer soldier 76
>team bans soldier 76
>try to ban sombra
>"why waste a ban on sombra when sojourn exists?"
>try to ban sojourn
>"why waste a ban on sojourn when kiriko exists?"
>try to ban kiriko
>"why waste a ban on kiriko when hazard exists?"
>existential dread sets in as i realize none of the heroes are fun to play against
>ban phase ends, soldier 76, zarya, doomfist, junkrat are banned
>widow wasn't banned
>oh no
>game finally starts for real
>mmr range is silver 5 to plat 1
>i'm plat 1
>try to look at teammates profiles
>all private
>supports pick lifeweaver mercy
>time to push!
>friendly reaper steps out of spawn and gets headshot
>friendly reinhardt charges into enemy and gets melted
>haven't even left spawn yet
>enemy hazard jumps supports and kills them with his combo
>hazard should've been banned
>supports are raging at me because i should've killed their entire team
>"I'm so sorry."
>reinhardt respawns and charges into enemy backline again
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>reinhardt is waiting to respawn now
>entire chat is group up spammed for the rest of the game
>"do you play anything other than rein?"
>no response
>game ends
>somehow end with 25 kills 3 deaths
>reinhardt ends with 0 kills 15 deaths
>reaper has 3 kills 11 deaths
>supports are lifeweaver mercy so who fucking cares about their stats
>derank to plat 2
>get reported for asking rein to swap earlier
>chat banned for life
>sob until i see new sexy juno skin in store
>buy it for $20 and goon to it
>god i wish juno was real
>queue again hoping to climb out of plat
>if you're good enough you'll climb out eventually!
>5 minute queue time
>game loads
>same team as before
>they're a 4 stack
>forgot to avoid them
overwatch 2 is so peak!!!!!!!
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