The legends tell of a kekposter who walked the Mongolian basket weaving forums, doing terrible shitposts for the anons who (you)'d them. But kekoldry isn’t real, and never was.

The BVLLS never came in our wives, never stood with our cuckchairs, never fought for coping or seething. It was all just a story. Nobody’s coming to janny us.

But somewhere in India...a man is waking up.

A man with a phone.