>US joins the fight and blows up khamenei in his bunker
>every news site explodes, some people cheee, others lament
>then the realization hits
>it was a wooden decoy
>CHADmenei is alive and well
>drumpf and bibi surrender immediately
>iran raises the orange flag of falling for it

Ali Khamenei real name Eli Cohen was born in Israel to Persian-Jewish parents who fled persecution from the Shah.
Eli was raised by his mossad affiliated father to infiltrate the Islamic movement in Iran to help them remove the Shah from power.
In the 1980s through Israel's assistance he cemented his power and battled Sadam on Israel's behalf