My life has been a constant fail state, most recently (as in the last 4 years) I met the woman of my dreams and had a wonderful baby girl with her, but we didn't have jobs or money so we've been staying at my mother's basement for at least a year and a half. Everything was great until I got an actual honest to God job and started making good money, we decided to move out and I started renting out a sweet apartment in an awesome part of the city not far from where we were living and at an amazing price that was barely 30% of my paycheck. Then I got fired.

Now I have no choice but to kill myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc