>be me
>feeling nostalgic
>decide to call gold and silver and ask for battletoads for old times sake
>gold and silver
>hey my friend's an antique book collector and I want to get him a gift
>can you give me a title? an author?
>chuckle.mp3
>do you have Batletoads, Battle of the NEETs by Christopher Poole?
>losing my shit
>yes.
>oh.
>hangup and kill myself
what the fuck? are they trained to do this?

2 player mode is unbeatable. 1 player mode is likely unbeatable if you're emulating or playing on a display with too much lag.