This is a reminder to abandon Hinduism and Vedanta because I once read on /pol/ it is an ancient Hindu ritual to take your babies and kids to a travelling temple on wheels and force them to be crushed under it's wheels for "heavenly glory". Don't do Hinduism, kids.

Here. I will debunk four world religions.
Christianity: meaningless. What did "the Lord" do two hundred thousand years ago? We have clear proof there was humanity back then, and they weren't descended from Adam clearly. They were dark skinned, and they worshipped totems and such stuff. So, if we know Abraham and his descendants only existed for like .01 percent of the time humanity was on earth in this world-cycle, then why should I follow them? It's completely meaningless if you think about how long humanity has existed.
Judaism: see above
Buddhism: honestly, the Buddha seems kinda cool, but I really don't like all those rules he set up. And why can't I kill insects? C'mon man.
Hinduism: eerie. Something's off. And also, can the whole world really worship one people's bronze age deities? I would rather practice what was before Hinduism, the worship of asuras. That sounds much more based and the vedas actually to my knowledge contain attacks against the older asuric religion. Also, the vedas condone lying and that's a no-brainer, instant knockout.
Thanks. Hope you enjoyed. Until next time :) (captcha: rgvdrr, rig ved rr damn what coincidence)