>be volunteer fire fighter
>get invited to this fundraising event
>it's at a local highschool
>we're gonna be doing some basic firefighting stunts like putting out fires in barrels and knocking down doors with axes
>also we're gonna play volleyball
>it's gonna be kind of a 'hunky' volleyball so bring some shorts and shave your chest
>also you're gonna be playing against high school girls in this volleyball game
>also the girls are gonna be dressed for beach volleyball even though the school doesn't do beach volleyball
>you see, someone told the girls it was a hunky firefighter volleyball game and they wanted to be sexy too so they brought bikinis
>anyway put on your incredibly tight shorts and go out there and play volleyball with these 13-17 year old girls in bikinis
>someone on the PA plays 'get low'
>a few of the bikini clad girls start gyrating and twerking
I was only 22 at the time so I don't feel like THAT much of a creep but in retrospect the other guys, some of whom really leaned into it, were pretty fucking creepy.

I don't even remember what the fuck we were fundraising for.