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7/15/2025, 4:06:16 AM
>>212777297
I went to a very small school and idk our principal had a fetish for motivational speeches or something because we got it all, there were like 3 separate military events after that one and then a ton of other random shit
>guy who claimed to have been a sniper and someone asked him if he had ever killed someone and he did this weird its classified speech clearly trying to seem cool and like he had killed people but just coming off as weird and creepy
>author of some random shitty young adult novel come to give a speech about how he became an author he was basically a nobody and he charged $30 for a signature so literally no one got one and he sat in our library looking sad all day
>abstinence drummer
>another guy who was doing like an anti drug thing and he got midway through and did that dumb "now I want to get real with you your principal told me to cut this part out because you kids had already made your descicion and I said NO WAY I think they can still change your minds... we need to talk about ABSTINENCE" which then devolved in to a weird christian thing
>one of those fake funerals where someone fake dies in a car crash
>had a financial planner once who just kind of had no idea what he was doing and talked to us about the importance of saving money
this was all in my last 2 years there was like a speaker every other week
also I nearly forgot the best one, we had a straight up anti gay thing once which caused a controversy because there was only a single black kid in the entire town and we played a game where we traded around cards and the point at the end of them was that one of them was a gay card and that everyone who touched the gay card now had aids and we had to trace it back to patient zero who was the black kid, and the black kid flew off the handle at the guy
I went to a very small school and idk our principal had a fetish for motivational speeches or something because we got it all, there were like 3 separate military events after that one and then a ton of other random shit
>guy who claimed to have been a sniper and someone asked him if he had ever killed someone and he did this weird its classified speech clearly trying to seem cool and like he had killed people but just coming off as weird and creepy
>author of some random shitty young adult novel come to give a speech about how he became an author he was basically a nobody and he charged $30 for a signature so literally no one got one and he sat in our library looking sad all day
>abstinence drummer
>another guy who was doing like an anti drug thing and he got midway through and did that dumb "now I want to get real with you your principal told me to cut this part out because you kids had already made your descicion and I said NO WAY I think they can still change your minds... we need to talk about ABSTINENCE" which then devolved in to a weird christian thing
>one of those fake funerals where someone fake dies in a car crash
>had a financial planner once who just kind of had no idea what he was doing and talked to us about the importance of saving money
this was all in my last 2 years there was like a speaker every other week
also I nearly forgot the best one, we had a straight up anti gay thing once which caused a controversy because there was only a single black kid in the entire town and we played a game where we traded around cards and the point at the end of them was that one of them was a gay card and that everyone who touched the gay card now had aids and we had to trace it back to patient zero who was the black kid, and the black kid flew off the handle at the guy
6/27/2025, 10:09:17 PM
>>529061285
I'm not retarded so I won't be rolling on meta banners if I don't like the girl
I'm not retarded so I won't be rolling on meta banners if I don't like the girl
6/13/2025, 1:00:38 AM
>>211668344
Literally the only taylor swift song I have ever heard is that you wear short skirts I wear sneakers song, simply not interested in that kind of music, I'm a butt rock kinda guy
Literally the only taylor swift song I have ever heard is that you wear short skirts I wear sneakers song, simply not interested in that kind of music, I'm a butt rock kinda guy
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