Sunday Blinds

>1
One of the most recognizable ebin couples still active in the thread has been in trouble for a while. They find it more convenient to keep it going, and they still plap, but they're EB'd only on paper.
>2
Unbeknownst to their recent former partners, two Balmung fiddies have been dating and think nobody has noticed.
>3
It wasn't just femlalas. Quite a few ebins have had their character data stolen recently. The thief has been asking around about body mods and c+ scaling so he can replicate them naked, since he only got them fully clothed.
>4
A certain anon from Crystal who's generally well-liked dm'd their highly desired ebin crush, who had been quite sick for most of last week, asking how they were feeling.
Instead of an answer, the crush, who supposedly hadn't done anything lewd in months, "accidentally" sent a very explicit lewd pose they'd just finished while plapping someone else.
>5
One notable CC player has already told a few people that once 7.3 kills playerscoping, they'll make alts with the sole purpose of griefing a "rival" they believe schizoposts them in the thread.
>6
If you're friends with any gooner ebin, you are at most only one degree of separation from an ebin who likes to be cucked. This fetish is way more common here than the thread thinks.

Friendly tip:
The Hatchling Earring from the Moogle event can be stored in the armoire and only costs 1 tome. No reason not to grab it.