I need a femcel gf so bad. I need a basket case Tomoko gf more than I need water. I need a gf like pic related (preferably with smaller tits, I love those mosquito bite chests).

I work in the maritime part of dredging. Make pretty good money and fixing to become a skipper in the next years (that's Captain for you lubbers). Making good connections now which will likely put me international and all, and I finally have a viable career path now. But one thing that has remained the same for me since I can remember since puberty is I always needed a femcel 4chan girl - that is, a gf who has those 4chan sensibilities of humor that I can be real and jocular with, but then also who I can just completely support and pamper her NEET lifestyle with in exchange for affection and attention. It does get lonely being away from home for so long, after all...

I just really want a qt femcel gf who I can work on (as in, I can fix her) through time, patience, and adoration.

Literally my only physical standards are 1. don't be fat, 2. minimal to no tattoos/piercings, and 3. low body count, if any at all. Preferences would include small body/build, black hair, pale skin, and a smidge of emotional instability, but nothing life-threatening or ruining.

If any femcel here see's anything here that's attractive, let me know by replying. We can talk about hobbies and interests if so. Don't wanna spill all thos beans if I'm gonna go unnoticed.