It's all starting to make sense. The pieces are falling into place.

I know why our beloved AOC has been gaining weight recently. It's not due to her amazing latina genes... No, quite the contrary.

She is gaining weight so that her farts produce more power. She is keen on the China spy bugs, and she is going to use her sweet, salty ass gas to blow away the spies!!

Thank you AOC!!! And thank you for your marvelous bootyhole!!