https://youtu.be/QK-Z1K67uaA?si=3kadRgn1dt1ngWWm
Kind of wish I could *([color my text] in to add more information transfer), faster*.
Or Make the font sizes darker, larger and smaller to add depth of field focus for more dimension of data transfer, faster.
Boomers might not be able to handle it though, though they do love emojis though.

One tab open per day sonny. Oh look, it opened on candy crush! Insert my great grand children's inheritance social security number where to win a free Israel cruise AND save orphans at the same time? Jesus be praised! Bomb bomb bomb Iran in the name of my sportsball teams online booky gambling Parley TEMU child labor suicide net smart phonerino. Hey smart phone A.I. make me some of them there cryptorheeenos.

Hey honey look we are heros! Truly the greatest generation.
Why isn't the waitress with the programming degree...more like bra gamms am I right? Why isn't she saying thank you? She wants us to give HER a tip? But we are the greatest gen-a-rashun. Here is a church prayer card cleverly disguised as a $100 bill. Surely this will help you pay your car payment right?

Lazy and ungrateful!
Now, fire up thart third temple grill to cook some red heifer McD's on the magical grill.
Praise the lord, pass the ammanishin, rub a dub dub, thank ye fo dah red heiffer holy happy meal grub.
Amen.