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6/26/2025, 10:22:05 PM
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Sure why not? It's the satirical version of events. because no cope is better than humor. But someone has to dig into elemental and primordial chaos to expand the metaverse and the Underworld's all-volunteer penal legions are the ones to do it. The underworld is just one big mining operation to get primordial fire from the earth to power the turbine that is reality. Hell/Gehenna is just one giant cosmic heat pump, baby!
They know nobody 'wants' to be a miner for a bunch of bloodthirsty infernal dragons who are self-proclaimed goddesses. Why specifically females? Because the only thing that can tame a bunch of crazy men are even crazier woman. Just look at the Furies, but they don't have to be ass-ugly to do the job. They know that not enough labor comes through in the underworld. So they got a few incentives:
1. You get an incredibly crazy-hot mistress. For most of these sods sent, that's enough. Peons go to food processing.
2. You don't go into food processing. Not working in food processing, you're probably not a blood witch or something, but becoming akin to Sæhrímnir, being feasted upon every day until some bored and/or amused dynast takes interest in you. Admittedly, most of the non-draconic denizens don't take part in this bloodfeast.
3. Since you are owned by your mistress, she receives a portion of the profits, which means more shit for you if you mine more. Dynasties are scaled-up versions of this. If you keep earning your keep, you keep getting spoiled by your 'goddess'.
4. As long as you're not totally consumed by some eldritch monster, you can be regenerated from the birthing pools from a single drop of blood. If you do get 'kidnapped', however, she will hunt you down. She will not stop either. Got reincarnated in another world? It doesn't matter, you're still hers, it's your fault that you are on unauthorized leave.
5. Their tech is pretty advanced, despite them being psychotic. You won't be mining with pickaxes.
Sure why not? It's the satirical version of events. because no cope is better than humor. But someone has to dig into elemental and primordial chaos to expand the metaverse and the Underworld's all-volunteer penal legions are the ones to do it. The underworld is just one big mining operation to get primordial fire from the earth to power the turbine that is reality. Hell/Gehenna is just one giant cosmic heat pump, baby!
They know nobody 'wants' to be a miner for a bunch of bloodthirsty infernal dragons who are self-proclaimed goddesses. Why specifically females? Because the only thing that can tame a bunch of crazy men are even crazier woman. Just look at the Furies, but they don't have to be ass-ugly to do the job. They know that not enough labor comes through in the underworld. So they got a few incentives:
1. You get an incredibly crazy-hot mistress. For most of these sods sent, that's enough. Peons go to food processing.
2. You don't go into food processing. Not working in food processing, you're probably not a blood witch or something, but becoming akin to Sæhrímnir, being feasted upon every day until some bored and/or amused dynast takes interest in you. Admittedly, most of the non-draconic denizens don't take part in this bloodfeast.
3. Since you are owned by your mistress, she receives a portion of the profits, which means more shit for you if you mine more. Dynasties are scaled-up versions of this. If you keep earning your keep, you keep getting spoiled by your 'goddess'.
4. As long as you're not totally consumed by some eldritch monster, you can be regenerated from the birthing pools from a single drop of blood. If you do get 'kidnapped', however, she will hunt you down. She will not stop either. Got reincarnated in another world? It doesn't matter, you're still hers, it's your fault that you are on unauthorized leave.
5. Their tech is pretty advanced, despite them being psychotic. You won't be mining with pickaxes.
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