>>510001356
I did do something similar when I was a Papa John’s driver many years ago, after I got sick of niggers being niggers and snapped.

>Place closes at 3am on weekends
>It gets real quiet for the last hour, and we got the place cleaned up, and are just waiting out the clock
>Get an online order I shit you not with 10 seconds to spare on the clock
>Policy is if they get the order in before close, we have to honor it, no exceptions
>With how far away this fucker lives, he’s essentially extended our shift by an hour
>An obvious nigger name on the receipt, so it’s a guaranteed stiff
>Stop in a parking lot halfway to the cunt’s house
>Unbuckle my belt, unzip my pants, and credit card swipe my fingers across the depths of my ass crack, doing an extra loop around my asshole, and then across my sweaty taint
>Mash my hand into the center of the pizza so no matter which piece you pick, your first bite is guaranteed to have a bit of me in it
>Get to the house, and it’s the exact kind of moon cricket ghetto rat lump of shit you’d expect
>Grin as I see him do the little passive-aggressive “fuck you” line through the tip spot on the receipt
>Laugh as I drive back to the store knowing that pavement ape is eating my shit particles and frumunda cheese