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>I was called "based" by a magnificent Israeli God.
What more could I possibly dream of?
I’d love to be your loyal golem, to have you make me understand just how much more your blood is worth than mine, and how grateful I should be that you let me clean the grime between your toes with my tongue. Please, I beg you, take me on a straight honeymoon to Honolulu. And you wanna know the best part? I’m half Iranian.