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>ty fren but my artful shitposts are not for all
idk they're pretty damn funny to me
>im too superstitious to laugh at actual born retards but some of these motherfuckers are really innovating in their assumed retardation and i can laugh long and loud at that
if God didn't want us to laugh at idiots, he wouldn't have made them so stupid
>damn straight, im going to be like elliot ness at a speakeasy
YOU SEE THIS? THAT MEANS "NOT WELCOME"
>speaking of eggs, i probably eat a dozen every 2-3 days and lemme tell you, spices and low carb sauces are pivotal in keeping me from eating a bullet from boredom
A1 is surprisingly low-carb, only 15 cal/tbsp so go nuts on that beef
anyway engaging blurthing watch protocols... now