Level 10 gyatt rizzin' up in the Ohio skibidi grind, ain't no imposters on my rizz radar. Woke up feelin' like a giga chad, rizz drippin' harder than Ice Spice on a Monday. Kai Cenat's stream had me dead with that sus AF gyatt, but you know I had to hit the gritty and flex my sigma status.

In the land of Ohio rizzlers, we edge maxx to the fullest, riding the skibidi toilet wave with a side of grimace shake. W level 500 gyatt rizz, Livvy Dunne rizzing up Baby Gronk? Fanum Tax and Skibidi Gronk bussin', let him cook. MrBeast and his zesty gyatt rizz got nothin' on the skibidi toilet saga happening in the backrooms.

Met a beta sugma gigachad hitting the Patrick Bateman griddy while singing "Is that the Freddy Fazbear har har har." As a smurf cat for sure, I had to join his gyatty rizz griddy, belting "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes" while keeping it sus. Beta sugma gigachad didn't vibe and buckled my shoes, turning today into a homophobic anti-furry doom slayer day. But then, John Pork called on my Andrew Tate theme song ringtone so loud I screamed "AMONG US" 69420 times to drown it out. Ice Spice and Walter White stopped rizzing each other and called Grimace. Grimace told me, "There's nothing I can do." I hit him back with the "Ambatukam" superpower and jerked off to TV Woman from Ohio Skibidi Toilet. My kingdom come flooded the room. That gigachad actually hates women, but my beta cum made him forgive me. Now we're a couple, but I'm still homophobic because I'm a ligma sigma beta alpha omega male who's based. Go back to the field or I'll call you the Austrian Painter, you 0% gyatt nerd.