>>76383057
Heh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me sing you the song of my people:
>three discs out in cervical spine
>tongue is too fat and long for my face, apparently I've had sleep apnea my whole life and never noticed, got fitted for a mouth and jaw device because CPAPs are just for fat people, explains why I've been tired my whole life
>nose got broke sometime, other docs thought it was just asthma, been breathing steroids for 20 years, just a shattered nose
>tonsils removed three months ago because that was what was causing face infections and white blood cell spikes, again never noticed and thought it was allergies based on what docs said
>pinched nerve in my ear canal, other doc says it was like that my whole life, explains your ear infections that weren't a thing
>two feet of intestines and colon removed, football injury, doc asked if I was in a car accident or a tank that took an iraqi shell, just college football, gangrene, infection destroyed my pancreas, have to take synthetic enzymes
>first four knee surgeries in college, fine, whatever, who cares
>another knee surgery in grad school, doc asked how I was able to walk
>doc did my other knee when I started PhD
>doc also did both of my hips, doesn't ask me how I can walk anymore, had to stitch together what little labrum I had left, said give him a call when I'm 50 if he's still working and he will see me "ASAP" because "you are not going to be able to walk" and "your grandmother had Lou Gehrig's Disease? ok, it's not that bad, but you're going to fall down a lot"
No. I'm not memeing. I'm drunk and frustrated that I can't lift heavy.