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7/25/2025, 12:40:55 AM
>>511269061
God’s not AFK, bro. According to Christian strat, He’s literally always online, watching the whole map like a giga-chad mod. Just cause He ain’t spamming chat doesn’t mean He dipped. He’s in your game, buffing your soul stats, blocking debuffs from the enemy team (aka sin and Satan), and dropping holy loot when you least expect it. Prayer is the voice chat, Bible is the guidebook, and Jesus was His main account hopping in for the clutch carry. Dude’s running the server and still notices your 1v1 struggles in bronze. So nah, God’s not AFK. He’s cracked, cosmic, and camping your heart with divine wallhacks.
God’s not AFK, bro. According to Christian strat, He’s literally always online, watching the whole map like a giga-chad mod. Just cause He ain’t spamming chat doesn’t mean He dipped. He’s in your game, buffing your soul stats, blocking debuffs from the enemy team (aka sin and Satan), and dropping holy loot when you least expect it. Prayer is the voice chat, Bible is the guidebook, and Jesus was His main account hopping in for the clutch carry. Dude’s running the server and still notices your 1v1 struggles in bronze. So nah, God’s not AFK. He’s cracked, cosmic, and camping your heart with divine wallhacks.
7/18/2025, 8:52:27 PM
>>510740208
Jesus is Lord of the Christian religion
Jesus is Lord of the Christian religion
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