It's time to answer the question you all knew you'd one day have to stand and take account for in one way or another.

Rocking pizza cutter or rolling disc pizza cutter?

I'm a rocker. Discs are for gays and trannys too they use them to cut off their dicks. The rocker is more efficient, it gives a cleaner cut and if you disagree with me I'll just lodge it into your skull for being a fucken dummy shitter. What the fuck are you gonna do about it chop me up with your little disc cutter? Your little pussy ass disc pizza cutter. That shit doesn't even make a clean cut on a pizza how are you gonna cut thru these balls of steel niqqa? How u gonna cut thru BALLS OF STEEL??

Pic related its my premium PIZZACRAFT™© Rockin' Rollin' Good Time Rocking Pizza Cutter fresh after ANOTHER clean cut pizza. I did it in less than 10 seconds. Imagine how fast I could kill you with it.

If you're planning on answering this by saying the disc cutter is the way to go don't even bother formulating the answer and argument just go fucking kill yourself like nature intended. I could hack my way through the jungle with my Goodtime you can't even cut through a pizza. My Goodtime could be made into a post apocalyptic axe weapon if I needed it to. I could probably even have sex with it if I wanted to.