the giant piece is a meme. the meme moves like a queen and a knight but moves like a king when it is in check. checkmate it to win

your digits control the roll. if you roll 0 or 9 then i roll dice to decide to your other digit

if there is a piece there, i roll dice to decide to where it goes

if there isn't, but a piece can move there, then it moves there

if more than one piece can move there, if they are on enemy teams, the higher ranked piece will telefrag the other piece. if they're the same rank, then whose turn it is will win

if they are on the same team, the lower rank piece will move there instead

pawn < knight < bishop < rook < queen < meme

if a piece moves to a square with an enemy, if it's their turn, they capture it. if it isn't, they move into the square, and the other piece will make its move and dodge the attack

NEW RULE: if your digits didn't roll a legal move that's ok, i'll go to random.org with your post id, roll a number equal to how many pieces the player whose turn it is, and make an illegal move to the square with that piece to your digits

99 or 00 = castling. the meme castles by moving two squares to the side and then placing the rook on the other side no matter where it is, and the pieces will just telefrag anything in the way of the castling move. unlike sane and reasonable chess you can castle any time

if you get trips or better, MAGIC SPELL!

NEW CHECK RULES:

if both memes are put in check at the same time, if there is no move to get them both out of check at the same time, the game is a stalemate
while in check, instead of your digits deciding the square, your digits go to random.org and roll the number of legal moves to possibly get out of check
the meme is not too bright and can put itself in check

i'm going to go to use my post id and rearrange this into the chess 960 board of whatever digits i roll

finally, because i'm going to get norepiles.jpg, every half-hour, i'm going to roll dice to make a move