Any good ones?

Managed to get through Karen Pirie but when they went down the ol racism stuff I nearly jacked it in.
>"I couldn't tell the police because I'm black."
>"Why don't you tell your parents about me, is it cos I is black?"
no its because you're a boring fuckwit

I liked Pirie though, she was funny with how annoyed she got at being surrounded by incompetence.