NASRALLAH WHERE ARE YOU???
DADDY IRAN NEEDS YOU!!
ASSAD PLEASE COME TO ASSIST, LEAVE YOUR OPTOMETRY OFFICE?!
HOUTI PLEASE COME ON YOUR BOATS IRAN BEGS FOR AID.. WHERE IS ANYONE
WE ARE SO ALONE:((((((
GENERAL SALAMI CALLS FOR AID!!!!


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>>507216730
General Salami of Iran
Had a plan — “Let’s fire one, man!”
But his goat, named Abdul Qash,
Chewed the wires, caused a crash.

He stomped his boot, he yelled, “You brat!
I’m a general — you can’t do that!”
But Abdul bleated, wise and slow:
“If missiles fly, where will we go?”

The soldiers sighed, “We’re on delay…”
The goat just napped and saved the day.
So General Salami paced the floor,
While Abdul blocked the missile door.