>>18486597
>Guys!
>I wear my backpack to school!
>Okay, "school" is actually -- walk 2 minutes to the bus stop, bus ride, walk 4 minutes to my locker, reverse when school is done...
>...and it's not like school uses "books" any more...
>...or "paper and pencils..."
>...or carrying anything beyond my pocket phone...
>BUT!
>I want to wear a backpack!! I'm cool! Just like everyone else!!!
>I know the value of a backpack!!! I'm the "Lawrence of Arabia" of Charlottesville!
Shut up. Get your Jansport and you're set for the next 13 years, you Kindergartener.

Pro-Tip: you can loosen the straps to their maximum length. Tadah! "Sagging."