Okay, so here's the deal. Clouds? Not real. I know, crazy, right? But think about it.

Basically, clouds are a big government trick, like a hologram to distract you while they mess with the weather and your brain. You think they're just water vapor? Nope. The National Weather Service says they're made of water condensing, but where's the proof? Have *you* ever touched a cloud? Exactly! They're not solid. They're like light shows, projected by secret satellites.

Here's the kicker: Project Blue Beam. Google it. Back in the '90s, NASA and the military supposedly made stuff to project images in the sky. Why? To fake alien invasions, religious stuff, or... clouds! And why clouds? To get control of the air. Those chemtrails—the lines from planes—they're full of barium and aluminum, not to change the weather like they say. They're there to make a screen for the projections.