>it's now Caturday in the Best Comfy Midwest
>therefore, it is now truly Caturday
Happy Caturday, /ptg/! So, what are the plans for this Caturday of yours

Good late Caturday afternoon/early Caturday evening, /ptg/...well, I've been steadily drinking the past few hours but courtesy of my (mild)autism I'll make sure I make coherent, grammatically correct posts in this bread(well, this will likely be my only post until I go completely in the tank)

I hope you dweebs have a comfy Caturday evening...I'll likely be too drunk to watch that dweeb Midnite be on time tonight to welcome Bunday(without Jessu's help)

Reminder that I hate jews, niggers, and mongrels(of all ages, shapes, sizes, and smorgasbord ethnicity, in that order)

Have a comfy Caturday evening